video game reviews in haiku. a good game get! project. submit your own. reviewing already reviewed games is cool, so don’t sweat it. curated by kyle wallace and aaron m. fitzwater. how to: haiku | rss | facebookTumblr (3.0; @videogamehaiku)http://videogamehaiku.com/<p><b>playstation portable</b><br/><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/14snogi.jpg"/></p> <p>a game about zack?<br/> It was fun, but can you say<br/> “beating a dead horse?”</p> <p>- <a href="http://spudd64.com">matt kish</a></p> <p>06.29.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/132441371http://videogamehaiku.com/post/132441371Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:29:19 -0400ImpartialPSPCrisis Core: Final Fantasy VII<p><b>playstation portable</b><br/><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/1676pow.jpg"/></p> <p>killing monsters for<br/> five hundred hours of gameplay<br/> capcom makes it hard</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p> <p>06.25.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/130026329http://videogamehaiku.com/post/130026329Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:16:00 -0400PSPMonster HunterImpartial<p><b>playstation 3</b><br/><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/1115iip.jpg"/></p> <p>beautiful gardens<br/> grimps jump high for the pollen<br/> frustrating but fun</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p> <p>06.23.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/128824416http://videogamehaiku.com/post/128824416Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:04:00 -0400PostivePixel Junk: EdenPS3<p><b>playstation 3, playstation portable</b><br/><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/2a0e4ci.jpg"/></p> <p>it’s a great album<br/> except it’s a shooter game<br/> by jonathan mak</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p> <p>06.17.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124968108http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124968108Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:21:45 -0400PositivePSPPS3Everyday Shooter<p><b>arcade</b><br/><img src="http://files.getdropbox.com/u/546201/34gorgj.jpg.jpg"/></p> <p>hold block. tap up, up<br/> brown seared flesh only wrought<br/> concerned parent’s wrath</p> <p>- mezzz</p> <p>06.16.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124717677http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124717677Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:34:58 -0400Mortal KombatArcadePositive<p><b>playstation 3</b><br/><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/w6tyfn.jpg"/></p> <p>use the rubber duck!<br/> a puzzle game like no other<br/> destroy trash to win!</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p> <p>06.15.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124062265http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124062265Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:32:36 -0400Trash PanicPS3Positive<p><b>misc.</b><br/><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/34gorgj.jpg"/></p> <p>girls snap bubbles like<br/> fisher price has no plastic<br/> my gun is drowning</p> <p>- ashley lane hoffman</p> <p>06.15.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124019555http://videogamehaiku.com/post/124019555Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:04:00 -0400PositiveBust-A-Move<p><b>playstation 1</b><br/><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/4g0jyb.jpg"/></p> <p>creation explained:<br/> robots cut from god’s own teeth<br/> love, everlasting</p> <p>- <a href="http://paracosom.tumbler.com">aaron m. fitzwater</a></p> <p>06.12.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/122337785http://videogamehaiku.com/post/122337785Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:21:45 -0400PositiveXenogearsPS1<p><b>pc</b><br/><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/1218qpf.jpg"/></p> <p>fist fuckin nazis<br/> my blade, stabs german shepherds<br/> butt fuck the fuhrer</p> <p>- julian colin sylvester</p> <p>06.12.09</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/122335562http://videogamehaiku.com/post/122335562Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:16:00 -0400ImpartialWolfenstein 3DPC<p><b>nintendo ds</b><br/><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/546201/30w840z.jpg.jpg"/></p> <p>possess fallen knights<br/> oh sadness, will-o’-the-wisp<br/> truly deep gameplay</p> <p>- <a href="http://paracosom.tumblr.com">aaron m. fitzwater</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121792116http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121792116Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:57:30 -0400PositiveNintendo DSKnights in the Knightmare<p><b>internet</b><br/><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/30w840z.jpg"/></p> <p>i said “look at this.<br/> “cool scratchy graphics.” she said<br/> “yeah but is it art?”</p> <p>- <a href="http:/spudd64.com">matt kish</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121198064http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121198064Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:10:09 -0400PCImpartialI Mad This You Play This<p><b>playstation 1</b><br/><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2rhsec3.jpg"/></p> <p>spiked pink hair, big mouth.<br/> half-naked man rides a pig.<br/> jump. collect things. eat.</p> <p>- jessica billy</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121194375http://videogamehaiku.com/post/121194375Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:01:57 -0400PS1PositiveTomba!<p><b>video game designer - lionhead studios</b><br/><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/546201/5km45c.jpg.jpg.jpg"/></p> <p>keep spewing bullshit<br/> your <i>natal </i>project is fucked<br/> milo annoys me</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120569611http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120569611Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:32:00 -0400Peter Molyneux<p><b>los angeles, california</b><br/><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/546201/5km45c.jpg.jpg"/></p> <p>metroid is so cool<br/> wii fit plus seriously?<br/> cammie is so dumb</p> <p>- <a href="http://colorcrusader.com">kyle wallace</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120565747http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120565747Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:23:00 -0400Nintendo<p><b>nes</b><br/><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/5km45c.jpg"/></p> <p>mouth spewing fire<br/> russian man, battles evil<br/> lackluster ending</p> <p>- <a href="http://paracosom.tumblr.com">aaron m fitzwater</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120559340http://videogamehaiku.com/post/120559340Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:07:00 -0400ImpartialKarnovNES<p><b>arcade - dreamcast - ps2 - xbox - ps3 - 360</b><br/><img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/x1x0rp.jpg"/></p> <p>mash buttons to win<br/> i love marvel and capcom<br/> graphically awesome!</p> <p>- rebecca caglianone</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/119916970http://videogamehaiku.com/post/119916970Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:38:00 -0400PositivePS2DreamcastPS3Xbox 360<p><b>playstation 2 - playstation portable</b><br/><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/110vhwl.jpg"/></p> <p>big onion sensei<br/> teach me how to rap. battle<br/> triangle - square - square</p> <p>-jessica billy</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/119914979http://videogamehaiku.com/post/119914979Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:32:41 -0400ImpartialPS2PSPPaRappa the Rapper<p><b>nintendo entertainment system</b><br/><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2uf5d80.jpg"/></p> <p>help save the mermaid<br/> fight fratellis with yo-yo<br/> strange movie sequel</p> <p>- <a href="http://paracosom.tumblr.com/">aaron m. fitzwater</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/118577048http://videogamehaiku.com/post/118577048Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:58:00 -0400NESImpartialGoonies II<p><b>xbox 360</b><br/><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/x27wn4.jpg"/></p> <p>hi-tech soldiers in<br/> hi-tech armor killing some<br/> aliens. yawn. this again?</p> <p>- <a href="http://spudd64.com">matt kish</a></p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/118573686http://videogamehaiku.com/post/118573686Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:51:00 -0400NegativeXbox 360Halo 3<p><b>dreamcast</b><br/><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/23t2lpl.jpg"/></p> <p>a ‘rudie’ on skates<br/> spray paint in hand, to tag shit<br/> way fun cell shading!</p> <p>- rebecca caglianone</p>http://videogamehaiku.com/post/117474837http://videogamehaiku.com/post/117474837Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:06:24 -0400PositiveJet Grind RadioDreamcast