crisis core: final fantasy vii

playstation portable

a game about zack?
It was fun, but can you say
“beating a dead horse?”

- matt kish

06.29.09

monster hunter freedom: unite

playstation portable

killing monsters for
five hundred hours of gameplay
capcom makes it hard

- kyle wallace

06.25.09

pixel junk: eden

playstation 3

beautiful gardens
grimps jump high for the pollen
frustrating but fun

- kyle wallace

06.23.09

everyday shooter

playstation 3, playstation portable

it’s a great album
except it’s a shooter game
by jonathan mak

- kyle wallace

06.17.09

mortal kombat

arcade

hold block. tap up, up
brown seared flesh only wrought
concerned parent’s wrath

- mezzz

06.16.09

trash panic

playstation 3

use the rubber duck!
a puzzle game like no other
destroy trash to win!

- kyle wallace

06.15.09

bust-a-move

misc.

girls snap bubbles like
fisher price has no plastic
my gun is drowning

- ashley lane hoffman

06.15.09

xenogears

playstation 1

creation explained:
robots cut from god’s own teeth
love, everlasting

- aaron m. fitzwater

06.12.09

wolfenstein 3D

pc

fist fuckin nazis
my blade, stabs german shepherds
butt fuck the fuhrer

- julian colin sylvester

06.12.09

knights in the knightmare

nintendo ds

possess fallen knights
oh sadness, will-o’-the-wisp
truly deep gameplay

- aaron m. fitzwater